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Rockship2910

What happened to my screen...

The image shows a blue computer screen with a simple face made of parentheses, dots, and an underscore. Below the face are the words "I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on." This is followed by "Good luck searching for it online though." and "Here's a useless number that Google has no results for. Try Bing."

Fellow

The image shows a grid of four pictures. The first picture is of a red hydrant box secured by metal railings. The text on the hydrant is in Chinese and English: "消防栓" and "HYDRANT". The second is of a black railing balcony with no entrance to it. The third picture is of a gray furry creature with a tear on its cheek. The last is a picture of a plate with silverware including a spoon, fork, and knife with rope handles.

Nintendo Fan

A photo of a group of people in an art gallery, facing a blank white wall with their shadows projected on it. Above the image is text saying 'If you ever feel useless' and below it says 'these people paid money to look at 'Invisible' art'.

Wade

A Pokemon card featuring a plush shark toy labeled "May" as a basic Pokemon with 30 HP. The card includes attacks named "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize," and the text reads, "If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN."

Manga fan

Oof

The meme shows two panels. In the first panel, Sasuke and Sakura from Naruto are looking at the viewer. Sasuke is saying: "You're not useless. I'm flattered.". The second panel is a close-up of Sasuke's face looking at the viewer and he says: "You mean flattened right?". Below that, a group of characters from the anime look shocked.

Im totally not drunk 2.0

As a man can confirm

A toy in its packaging is labeled "Useless Man". It says, "This man contributes absolutely nothing to society! Lazy. Unwashed. Just lies around all day eating chips. Now with clothing!"

Inessa :)

when your little sisters room smells like weed

The image shows a close-up of Kevin Hart with a surprised expression and his eyes wide open. The text 'WTF?' is overlaid at the top of the image.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

The image is a four-panel comic strip titled "SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF". In the first panel, a character with a red shirt and black hair is holding a stack of games, saying he can't wait to be a useless piece of shit and play them all day. The second panel shows the same character falling down the stairs, with the text "FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS". The third panel shows another character with a blue shirt, a yellow note on his head saying "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!", while also saying "I TOLD YOU, DOG!" The fourth panel shows the red-shirt character falling down the stairs again, saying "IT KEEPS HAPPENING". Below these four panels, there is another panel featuring the blue-shirt character with a pixelated face and a white background with blue and red pixel art and the text: "I TOLD YOU MAN", and below "I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!"

Wade

Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

A Pokémon card featuring a plush shark named May, described as a "Transgender Pokémon". The card lists moves such as "Suicidal Karen" and "Victimize". The card also includes a warning to "RUN" if encountered in the wild.

Evil Duck Lords Of America

The image is a two-panel comic. In the first panel, a duck is struggling to hold an oversized smartphone, with a speech bubble saying, "Must... Send... Text..." In the second panel, the same duck is holding a small smartphone, exclaiming, "OOH! LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE, USELESS THING!"

Anonymous

A dog with a hat is standing on four soda cans. The cans are labeled with the text "dumb jokes", "passionate opinions about useless shit", "the same music I've been listening to for a decade", and "wanting to die". The text "my whole personality" appears above the dog.