Unplugged jokes

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.

I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.

My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.

When your mum tells you to help your granny.

And you unplug life support!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.