Unplugged jokes

I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.

My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology.

I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

They unplugged the wifi.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.

Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.

When your mum tells you to help your granny.

And you unplug life support!

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.