What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
My mom said I rely on my devices too much, so I unplugged her life support.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in unplug life support
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
