What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
How did Stephen Hawking really die...his wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
my grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support...
Stephen hawkings tried charge his phone and unplugged his life support
how did steven hawking die? he rolled away and his charger unplugged
So there’s this air purifier in my room right, and it’s really noisy so I unplugged it to sleep better and sure enough I fell asleep faster, so I came to the conclusion if I unplug noisy machines people will sleep better. It worked really well in my local hospital
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month, it's called Stephen Hawking unplugged.
I turned the light on and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket? Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
my mom said I rely on my divices to much so i unpulged her life suport
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in unplug life support
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
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There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣
My dad told me "No electronics at the table", so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
I have fun goin on dem roller coasters that go really high up and sittin by random people and once we get to the high point I look at the stranger and go wham and unplug they seat bealt
Stephen hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged
He also forgot to pay the power bill
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy you would hear Stephen Hawking
Why did steaphen hawkings died. Because his son wanted to charge there phone so they unplugged him
