Undertale Jokes

*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

if asriel were sans, would his theme be "jokes and memes"?

I still remember the last thing gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was "Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"(sans)

Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

Papyrus= well come to the underground. sans= how was your falls. Papyrus= g-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out. Sans= give me your balls!

what do you get when you die in undertale and go to temmie vilage? detemmienation

why couldn't the annoying dog get on papyrus's nerves? HE'S A SKELETON.HE DOSEN'T HAVE ANY.

* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?

Frisk: one knife plz

sans: ok one knife plz

Waiter: you eat a knife?

Frisk: yes

* waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: here you go

Frisk: thanks you

Sans: What do you have there? Frisk: A KNIFE! Sans: NOO!!!

I want a serie too, that will be SANS-tastic

Sans: What I am using? ... A trom-bone

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?

You know this jokes really crack up my bones~

*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus

sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: "a skele-ton" (Drum effect) Paps: "OH MY GOD SANS!"