Undertale jokes
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)