Undertale jokes
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Q: What's a German's favorite Undertale character?
A: Gaster.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
A list of Sans puns would be Sans-tastic!
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
Gaming, uh?
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!