Undertale Jokes

if asriel were sans, would his theme be "jokes and memes"?

Papyrus= well come to the underground. sans= how was your falls. Papyrus= g-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out. Sans= give me your balls!

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.

what do you get when you die in undertale and go to temmie vilage? detemmienation

* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?

Frisk: one knife plz

sans: ok one knife plz

Waiter: you eat a knife?

Frisk: yes

* waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: here you go

Frisk: thanks you

A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R -S A F E

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?

Sans: "Like, I'm so *fLaBbErGaStErEd*." Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"

Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs

Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..

Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

You know this jokes really crack up my bones~

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

I want a serie too, that will be SANS-tastic

why couldn't the annoying dog get on papyrus's nerves? HE'S A SKELETON.HE DOSEN'T HAVE ANY.

Sans: What I am using? ... A trom-bone

Sans: What do you have there? Frisk: A KNIFE! Sans: NOO!!!

*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus

sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: "a skele-ton" (Drum effect) Paps: "OH MY GOD SANS!"