Undertale jokes
Sans Undertale.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Gaming, uh?
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
Why is the graveyard so noisy?
Because of all the coffin : )
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!