Undertale jokes
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him! (sans undertale)
What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.
Gaming, uh?