Undertale

Undertale Jokes

Skeleton

"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"

"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)

Sans

Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."

Gaster: "๐Ÿ‘Œโ˜ผโš โœŒโ˜ผโ˜œ โœกโš๐Ÿ•† ๐Ÿ’งโ˜œโ˜ผโœ‹โš๐Ÿ•†๐Ÿ’ง โ˜ผโœ‹โ˜โ˜Ÿโ„ โ˜ โš๐Ÿ•ˆโœ"

Skeleton

Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?

HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

Sans

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

Knife

* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?

Frisk: One knife, plz.

Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.

Waiter: You eat a knife?

Frisk: Yes.

*Waiter asking for one knife*

Waiter: Here you go.

Frisk: Thanks you.

Papyrus

Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

Ball

Papyrus: Well come to the underground.

Sans: How was your falls?

Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.

Sans: Give me your balls!

Papyrus

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

Bucket

I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)