"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Why is the graveyard so noisy...
Because of all the coffin :)
Sans: "Like, I'm so *fLaBbErGaStErEd*." Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
what do you get when you die in undertale and go to temmie vilage? detemmienation
why couldn't the annoying dog get on papyrus's nerves? HE'S A SKELETON.HE DOSEN'T HAVE ANY.
why is it so punny when sans tells a joke in the evening?because a SANSET is happening.
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R -S A F E
if asriel were sans, would his theme be "jokes and memes"?
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
Sans: What do you have there? Frisk: A KNIFE! Sans: NOO!!!
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen! Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with em?
Papyrus= well come to the underground. sans= how was your falls. Papyrus= g-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out. Sans= give me your balls!
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
I want a serie too, that will be SANS-tastic
Hey paps, BONE-appetit (just eat your spaguetti)
Sans: What I am using? ... A trom-bone
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
aming uf
