Why is Donald Trump under so much stress. Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says no love for the rich on it.
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Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber." They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B" "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?" "I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her" replied Cobber. "Spot on" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples" "Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate" "No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper"
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2 Emo's hanging out under a tree🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many Emo's does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What happens if you sit under a cow You get a pat an the head
look under under where? YOU JUST SAID UNDERWEAR!!!
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said “don’t bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for years” I was shocked but not surprised.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge. The gf goes - Johnny, why your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
I like my woman how i like my wine just under 2 years old
I like men like I like money, always getting lost under my bed.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure
Why was the belt placed under arrest? For holding up a pair of pants. 🤣
you only put your under name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad lefted you hahahah
What do a mole and a eagle have in common? They live under ground except the eagle. Lol. .
Your gf/bf says: "Im dating your uncle..." Your start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Dam"
When the airplane saw the twin towers, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it guess we will go through it."
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I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend .
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes
