Ultra jokes
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.
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That wasnt very plus ultra of you
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Chuck Norris gets pulled over by a cop, and the cop gets a ticket.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
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