Ugliness jokes
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
I want your weight, not your phone number.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!