Ugliness

Ugliness Jokes

Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.