Ugliness

Ugliness Jokes

your whife dompd you becose you or so poor and you or so ugly you olsow live under a rock and hav no monny you got dumpt so hord you cant rememder you got dumps.

Your mama is so ugly. She tried summoning Candyman but he refused to come!

Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.

Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.

Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

My wife is so ugly when she was born. The doctor said I did everything I could but she pulled through anyways. When she was born the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in said not done. The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said twins. He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the after birth.