Two Towers jokes
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.