Two Towers jokes

Chess

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

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  • American

    Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.

    Memes

    Chess

    Why is America so bad at chess?

    Because they already lost two towers.

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  • Chess

    Why is the USA so bad at chess?

    Because they already lost two towers.

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  • Tower

    Why can't Americans play chess?

    Because they're missing two towers.

    Chess

    Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.

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  • Difference

    Whats the difference between NASA and religion

    NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

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  • Lego

    I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

    Chess

    Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

    Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).