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Middle earth

1 year ago
A toy package with a figure of Gollum. The text on the package says, "MAKE HIM HOT! My Precious Smeagol Groom & Style Middle Earth Cuties WARNING: May attract A Sauron's gaze LOOK NICE 4 MASTER! Limitless Hairstyles Accessories Included Dill the Pony's tail The One Ring golden scrunchie Uruk-hai topknot Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb FINALLY KEMPTI The Two Towers Glamour Gollum Legboot". The package includes three accessories shown with graphics: "The One Ring golden scrunchie" and "Juicy sweet raw fish carcass comb" and an image of possible hairstyles.
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    • 9/11

    16 days ago
    A screenshot of a tweet from an account named Simon (@realsast). The tweet text says, "im so stupid i only now realized its called 9/11 because the two towers look like the number 11". The profile picture is a simple yellow face with a slight smile on a black background.
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    Clash Royale

    4 years ago

    Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.

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    • Chess

    7 years ago

    How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?

    They lost two towers.

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    • Chess

    5 years ago

    Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

    Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

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