Two Towers jokes
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Why is the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.