Two Towers jokes
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
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Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.