Two Towers jokes
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash? They already lost two towers.
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.