Twins jokes
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!