Twins jokes
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
The twins are falling down.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.