Twins jokes
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.