Twins jokes
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.