Twins jokes
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
The twins are falling down.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!