Twins jokes
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.