Twins jokes
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
The twins are falling down.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.