Twins jokes
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
"Twin Towers?" More like "Broke Towers."
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.