Twins jokes
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
The twins are falling down.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.