Twins jokes
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Flappy Bird in 2001
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.