Twins jokes

Twin Towers

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Twin

Why were the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.

Tower

Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?

Tower

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Twin

What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourselves!

Orphan

Orphan

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.

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  • Tower

    I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

    It got infested with jumping spiders.

    Twin Towers

    What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

    Clash Royale still has a tower.

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  • Twin Towers

    Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

    Twin Towers

    What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?

    There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.