Twin jokes

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.

Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

The twins are falling down.

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.