Twin jokes
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.