Twin

Twin Jokes

Twin Towers

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Twin Towers

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Class

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Twin Towers

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

Tower

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

Tower

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Tower

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”