An ugly arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins, Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice,"
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
what flavour of pizza did the twin towers order.... Plane
whats the difference between the tts and and a emo bitch
the twin towers hit the ground
Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed
what did the pilots say before crashing into the twin towers....we cant go over it we cant go under it we go through it
Q. There were 2 sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named? A. Denephew.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal, and Sealia
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
What did the twin towers say to each other
Sorry if that offended anyone
“I guess we are going down together”
are you the twin towers I cant stand you
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
throw a few paper airplanes at the twin's in your class see if they fall
what is the difference between clash royal and the twin towers?clash royal still has a tower
U twin towers because I'm tryna ram in u tonight
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
Q.why cant pilots play jenga. A.becuase they will just hit the twin towers
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
after 9/11 the twins tower began to vape and smoke weed... 🖐️😔
Here comes the plane the twins ☠️
