Twin jokes
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️