Twin jokes

Twin Towers, more like dead towers.

What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?

A: Plain.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

How was Jenga invented?

By watching the Twin Towers collapse.

What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

Why can't Americans play chess...

Because they lost 2 towers.

Today, I operated on a little girl. She needed O-negative blood. We didn’t have any, but her twin sister has O-negative blood. I explained to her that it was a matter of life and death. She sat quietly for a moment, and then said goodbye to her parents. I didn’t think anything of it until after we took her blood and she asked, “So when will I die?” She thought she was going to give her life for her sister. Thankfully they both died.

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

2,996 kill streak, boom!

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.