Twin jokes

Why did the plane cross the sky?

To hit the Twin Towers...

So this is how I got divorced.

On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

What do you call lesbian twins?

Lick-A-Likes.

The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

Ever seen twins?

If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

Who is older than the Twin Towers?

Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"