Twin jokes
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months, she woke up. She asked the doctor, "How's the baby?"
"You had twins," the doctor replied. "Your brother named them."
The woman said, "Oh no, not my brother! What did he call them?"
The doctor said, "He called the girl Denise."
"What about the boy?" the woman asked.
The doctor said, "Denephew."
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)