When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?