Twin jokes
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.