Twin

Twin Jokes

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?

My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.