Twin jokes

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.