What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
