Twin jokes

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.