Tweens jokes

Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...

A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.

POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."