Tvs Jokes

Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and i thought i should share with you!! Today i saw myself on TV when i turned it off.

one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.

two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."

Pokemon:What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.

your forhead so big i could use it to get free tv

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer

What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP

I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"

What’s faster than a black guy with the TV? His little brother with the Console

My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying "This isn't working". I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine

Why did billy kill himself with a tv remote? He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.

i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it

TV Darth Vader :I'm your father

Orphans: yea

What did the police say on the tv during 9/11... Call 911

do you know what the equivalent to hell is theses days 1. listening to your teacher 2. not haveing your phone/ game / tv 3. not haveing niccotine

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"

Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!