Tvs

Tvs Jokes

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.

Mama

Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

TV

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

Body

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

Dad

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

Actor

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "Whatโ€™s the purpose of your visit?"... "Iโ€™m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

Dad

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.

Kid

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

Suicide

Why did Billy kill himself with a TV remote?

He wasn't even REMOTELY close to being happy.

Hell

Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?

1. Listening to your teacher.

2. Not having your phone/game/TV.

3. Not having nicotine.