Tvs Jokes

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.

Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."

TV: Water found on Mars...

Mars: 1

Africa: 0

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

Meme:

The image shows a still from a movie with a character with a large head, long beard, and a slightly confused expression. Above this character, there is text that reads, "My grandparents watching me change the TV source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2." Below the character, is the text "You're a wizard Harry."

Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.

Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune.

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?

His little brother with the console.

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

What was JFK's favorite school TV show?

BrainPop.

So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.