Newest Try Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

Orphans have it lucky. When teachers threaten to call parents, the orhphans say, "Try me". When teacher's give homework, Orphans say, "Where?"

Me at school every day

When you're trying to be a ray of
sunshine but people keep testing you

They tried to make me laugh but I was already DYING.

Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe

i was trying to hang the lights when i accidentally kicked the chsur

what happend when the emo tried to hi five a tree

it left him hanging

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5

10 THINGS I KNOW
ABOUT YOU:
1) You are reading this
2) You are human
3) You can't say the letter "P" without
separating your lips
4) You just tried to do it
6) You are laughing at yourself
7) You have a smile on your face and you
skipped number 5
8) You just checked to see if there is a
number 5
9) You laugh at this because you are an
idiot (but everyone else does it too, if
that makes you feel any better)
10) You are going to repin this to see
who else falls for it

On everything i did all this

ADMIT IT
You've done one of these:
1) Walked into a room,
forgot what you needed,
walked out, and then remembered.
2)when you were younger,
drew the sun in
the corner of the paper
3)When you Were little,
thought the shape of a
real heart was actually
4)Closed the fridge door
really slow, just to see
when the lights went off.
5)Tried to balance the
light, between the ON & OFF

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I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when i was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled, Thats a THRILLER.

A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed, and got eaten by the bat.

the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him

the gay kid tried to shoot up the school but his shots would not go straight

the emo tried to high five the tree but the tree just left him hanging

i threw a lamp at a depressed kid,i was js trying to brighten up his day

What sound does an Indian make when ur trying to fuc**** it? ieieieie.

10 being in the middle tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer

Sorry I meant 9 and 11

dentist: open up sir

me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea

dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth

me: :O ohhhh my bad

dentist : do u need help??

me: yep

dentist:...

me: ....