Trump

Donald Trump Jokes

Epstein

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Epstein

Trump's releasing the files.

To catch all the pedophiles.

He didn't know Epstein.

Didn't touch any teens.

West

Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.

Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.

President

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Handicap

Trump wants people to think he's a great golfer. But the only handicap he has is a mental one.

Tumor

In light of Trump's slurring, staggering, and incoherence, I wondered if he should get checked for a brain tumor.

Then I realized how ridiculous that sounded.

A tumor can't grow in something that doesn't exist in the first place.

Conclusion

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

Handicap

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

Leak

Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

Nazi

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

Squirrel

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

Difference

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.