Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa’s look white.

A patient visiting his doctor asked him if he had ever laughed at a patient. The doctor said, “I have never in 25 years of practice ever laughed at a patient”. Reassured, the patient drops his trousers and underpants. Immediately the doctor burst out into loud raucous laughter when he sees that the patient has a penis the size of a cocktail sausage. After about 10 minutes the doctor manages to get himself under control. Swiftly apologising he says to the patient, "Sorry about that. How can I help you?" The patient says, “Have you got any cream for it? It’s swollen.”

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard

I found a child on the street homeless and they were really nice so I took them Ho,e then I said who’s better Biden or trump they said they support trump they r now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years

A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”

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Donald trump Is getting all the perks of 2020. He got covid and lost his job

there was 4 people a helicopter the one was trump one was a kid in 1st grade one was the a school teacher the lat one was the china leader there was only 3 shoots the china leader take one and jumps the school teacher says she has to teach so she jumps trumo and the first grader are left trump says i lived my life you take the last one so the kid puts on his backpack a jumps trump makes it out safe

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he do American fell like trump is the president he is stuip like soup

Once I saw Donald trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference😂

Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.

Joe: Bi den

why biden not get virus… He sniff everyone

Why can’t Trump go the White House anymore? Because it’s forbiden!

After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter… … from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

what is the biggest joke ever, trump

Biden is a joke. Trump is AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!!

Biden: Shut up Trump, DISRESPECTFUL) President: you are the one with the inappropriate hair touching bro.😎😎😎😎😎😎 Biden: -laughs hard because sloppy Joe can’t do anything.

God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay… Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea… G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.

if trump pooped in a toilet the toilet would die