Trench jokes
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside.
He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see?”
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.