Transgendered jokes

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.

Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,

'Cause she was transgender.

What does a transgender call his/her parent?

Transparent.

Man says, "What's Ligma?"

Woman says, "Ligma balls!"

Baby says nothing, she transgender.

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

What do you call Holly and Elenji?

A couple.

What do you call a chill transgender?

Fictional.

How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?

The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.