Trampoline jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

My son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for Christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.

I asked an angel, "How did I die?"

"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?

You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?

I bought my spoiled brother a trampoline for his birthday, but he decided to sit in his wheelchair like a little bitch.

I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on one.

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.

What season is it when you're on a trampoline?

Spring time!

"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."