Trampoline memes

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.