Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
What is an orphans favorite toy. A mom a dad action figure
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
Why dosen’t the orphan have any toys bc his lego figures ran away to
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
My boss had the heart of a child:)
In a jar. On his desk
sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little boy says, “That’s my little red race car.” 10 minutes later the boy looks down and asks, “Whats that?” the little girl says, "that’s my little red race car garage.” So later that night the little boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She said yes and then they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit. Down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up the stairs, flips on the lights and sees blood on the floor, the mother asks "What happened?” the little girl says, “We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off.”
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
what do boobs and toys have in common?
kids end up playing with toys but adults end up playing with boobs.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy he said “ get ur paws of my toy.
y do people name a kid rob because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in there basement for a late night toy
When the Lego box says 6-99 years but you eat it in 20 minutes.
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
this is my fidget spinner, i got it in my easter basket.
My girl friend is like toys r us. She does no exist .
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
