Tower

Tower Jokes

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

Flip

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Titanic

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

America

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

Rizz

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

Plane

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Plane

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

Doctor

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

Bet

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

9/11

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.