Tower jokes
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.