We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What were the web?
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came
Are you the Twin Towers because you made my heart explode
The only thing brighter then my cuter is the fire on the twin towers
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
The plane said to the tower "Your so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms"
When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane
You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why did the twin towers order from just eat? They wanted some plane fries.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Children in the twin towers be like: Look mum its a plane!!!
What did the twin towers say to the plain ?
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
