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Yo mama

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Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Body

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(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

New York City

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Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

Terrorist

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The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

9/11

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When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.