Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal." The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
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