Zealand

Zealand Jokes

Eskimo

An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."

The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"

Tourist

How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?

Simple. All in the ashtray.

Sheep

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.