Zealand jokes

Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.

An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."

The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"

How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?

Simple. All in the ashtray.

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.