Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand Tourists in a 15 seater bus? Simple. All in the ashtray.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal." The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
