Touchiness jokes

The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.

Rape is a touchy subject.

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

The happier they get, the less they see.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...

"Hee hee touched me."

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"