Touchiness jokes
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Rape is a touchy subject.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
The happier they get, the less they see.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
"Hee hee touched me."
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.