Touchiness jokes

The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.

Rape is a touchy subject.

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.

I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.

The happier they get, the less they see.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

"Hee hee touched me."

Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.