Tornado jokes
Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"
Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"
The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:
"Fire!"
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
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