Tornado

Tornado jokes

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"

What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"

Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!

Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!

Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!

Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!

What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?

A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”

I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.