What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
What’s the difference between Rosa parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom the other fought for fun
i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Me: I been up all night, no sleep—
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: you literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
lie detector: it’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM....... You get waken up at 7:00 AM...... you only sleep two hours......
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Dont worry, it will all be over soon mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? because it's a touchy topic.
Little of topic but Mum. You.wouldnt be here without me Son and my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory Mum fair point
what hit the ground first in 9/11 the people
Bully: i wasn't talking to you. me: then why are you listening?
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there"
Guys stop making funny jokes of orphans what their parents are gonna get mad oh wait continue
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphans parents
The clock actually comes back around
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
what is the difference between a emo kid and a cutting board
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad. The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here.
Whats the difference between an orphan and a second hand book?
The second hand book was loved once..
