Tons Jokes

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people

I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime

But I got fired from that job

this will take a ton of time. A skele-ton

Someone:hey are you a skeleton? A skeleton: course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans

I did a ton of work today , a SKELE-TON.

Why couldn't the button get off the couch? Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)

History meme for y’all

Columbus: so you all have, like, literally no
guns whatsoever
Indigenous tribes: no, tons of gold tho
Columbus:
ALLY
THINAY
I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.

I've done a ton of work today A SKELE-Ton of work

what does we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels. a skele-TON

YAYYYY

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"My Idol likely could beat urs in a fight"
-Soop
"Since It's Godzilla" -Soop
"Yeah well my idol has a shit ton of fans
and he can sing" -Leo
"My Idol is Jesus so I win" - Wade
"Godzilla could easily solo Jesus tbh” -
Soop
"Can confirm" -Godzilla

I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin

we are drunk at the party, there was an A S S ton of drunk girls there with me..

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide

im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton

What skieleton does Crap-ton of skieleton

How much do the bones in your body weigh?

A skele-ton!

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SANS you lazy-bones get up and do something. Sans: I am doing something. Papyrus: oh yeah, what. Sans: thinking up a skele-ton of jokes. Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you. Sans: what does someone not have a funny-bone oh wait do you have a bone to pick with me I have 206

Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)