Tons Jokes

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*You heard a conversation between sans and Papyrus

sans: "sub bro" Paps: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZELS!" sans: "easy bro, i have done a ton of work today" sans: "a skele-ton" (Drum effect) Paps: "OH MY GOD SANS!"

What makes a skeleton laugh? When you tickle his FUNNY BONE with a skele-TON of jokes!

Heh

What does a skeleton say when it has alot of stuff?

"I have a SKELE-TON of stuff to do.

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks, the best part is when it kills people

I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup

this will take a ton of time. A skele-ton

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime

But I got fired from that job

Someone:hey are you a skeleton? A skeleton: course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans

I did a ton of work today , a SKELE-TON.

Why couldn't the button get off the couch? Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)

I've done a ton of work today A SKELE-Ton of work

what does we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels. a skele-TON

I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin

There was a cheerio that had a job, he worked hard at it and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the cheerios. So he needed a speech, he kept practicing and practicing and know he was thirsty. it was almost time for his speech. so he went to the drinking fountain but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake but he saw tons of garbage, and what he thought was a cereal killer. so he found this bowl of punch, but he relised... there was no punch-line