im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
