Tons jokes

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

Alcohol

I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.

I'll let you decide.

Memes

Columbus

History meme for y’all

The image shows a dialogue between Columbus and Indigenous tribes. Columbus says they don't have guns, and the tribes reply they have tons of gold. The image then shows a man saying, "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move."

Tons memes

Teacher

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

Skeleton

Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!

Skeleton

What skeleton does Crap-ton of?

A "bone".

Fart

3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.

The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂

Skeleton

5 years ago

What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!

Bone

How much do the bones in your body weigh?

A skele-ton!

Memes

Sign

A sign with the text "JUST DON'T THINK" above the word "ginger" written in a stylized, overlapping font.

Single

lol

Two identical images of the Geico gecko, with text saying, "Just saved tons of money on Valentines Day by switching to single".

who is she. wrong answers only

A full-body, digital drawing of a young girl with pink hair, green eyes, and black hair accessories. She is wearing a black and gold dress, white stockings and black shoes. Her hands are resting on her hips, and she has a subtle, closed-mouth smile. The background is solid black.

Load

A four-panel cartoon. The first panel shows a car driving on a bridge with a "LOAD LIMIT 10 TONS" sign. In the second panel, the father and child are in a car, the child asks "HOW DO THEY KNOW THE LOAD LIMIT ON BRIDGES, DAD?" The third panel shows the father thinking about a matrix equation and the structural load analysis of a bridge. In the fourth panel, the father, now looking dumbfounded, says: "OH. I SHOULD'VE GUESSED."

Video Game

The image shows a comparison of two video games. The first one is named "Dustborn" and has an all-time peak of 83 players 6 days ago. The second one is named "Furry Hitler" and has an all-time peak of 411 players 2 years ago. The text above says "IMAGINE: YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT TONS OF CASH FROM GOVERNMENT FUNDS FROM EU AND THIS IS THE BEST YOU GET"

Tons memes

Community

elsaisbackfinally

15 days ago

its about time i made something clear. I am definetely real El and i just needa say smt. it was a year and a half ago since I was on here. I was 11 im now 13. The state this site left me in was ridiculous. I had to get therapy and a big thing this site did was make me insecure. Luckily im better now and ive learnt a lesson and know tons more about being safe online. i regretted everything I ever said about anyone on here and i sincerely apologise. so from now on i will still be using the site just less and more responisbly. love yall <3

Anonymous

Yesterday I was at the Burger King trying to get the free burger and the lady at the counter said it was only for people with the app.

I was stuck only buying a thing of fries with my money. She felt sorry for me I guess and I ended up getting 49c off the fries and a ton of extra money.

In the end, the King didn't end up forcing me to pay his tax.

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