We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
Tons Jokes
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.
The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
