What did the tomato say to the sad pickle? "What's the big dill?
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
do u know ligma? have fun rubbing those ballz in ur tomatos
When did the tomatoes said to the tomato ketchup
A woman went into her garden and danced in front of her vegetables. The next morning, her corn didn’t grow, and the tomatoes didn’t blush or turn red, but the cucumbers grew four inches.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Lettuce: Tomato, your doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Aha, tomato macoroni is bad, hahaha. (I don't even know what on earth i put here, but okay)
What did the tomato say to the empty Ketchup bottle "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME"
why there is a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
to bring sweet luck
We got a. Number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend’s gone down, I revived him now we’re heading southbound! Now we’re in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!
roses are red tomatoes are redder I think we both know I like you better
Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.) 1. I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted). 2. I gatherd some slapies. 3. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.
4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye's cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky! 5. I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!
What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
“Hotel Rwanda” has a high score on Rotten Tomatoes. But their Yelp reviews are terrible.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
The ketchup.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Have ya heard about the awesome fruit race? the lettuce was ahead but the tomato was able to ketchup!
what did the salad dressing say to the tomato? Don't look I'm Dressing!
