An orphin usees a family bathroom and when he comes out he gets told this is a family bathroom
Your so full of shit that the toilets jealous.
Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
Why cant orphans go on vacation
The last time they did they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out UgH
what kind of poops do take? a spooky dookie.
me. i broke me but. dad. oh that is bad i will get some pooh in the toilet so i can heal your bum.
oh mom there is poop in the toilet still mom. oh that was me and the dog me. wait whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
me: hey have you seen my butt him: no have you seen where it is me: maybe here on your private part hehe him: dumps my head on the toilet, HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW PERVERT
What do girls and toilet roll have in common ?
They both deal with a lot of crap
Why do people poop? Because it we need to
what did one butt cheek say to the other together we can stop this shit
Why are orphans always on the toilet? Because they don't have anyone to give him some toilet paper!
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
Where did tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet 🚽! 💩 💩 💩
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧 💧💧 💧💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 💧 🚽 toilet water
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them? use them for toilet paper 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
What did the toilet say to the other toilet ............you looked flushed
Why did the cookie go to the hospital .........because she was crummy what did the toilet say to the other toilet .........you look flushed what has 1 head 1 foot and 4 legs ...........a bed
