What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What did one butthole say to the other?
"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"
I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
