Toilet Humor jokes

Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"

Marvin: "I don’t believe that."

Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"

The next morning,

Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"

*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*

Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"

Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?

Sure, man. I. H. O. P.

Wait, you ate my pee!!!

What did one butthole say to the other?

"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"

I'd tell ya a poop joke, but you're my favorite turd.

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?

"Together we can stop this shit."