Toe Jokes

When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

my sister was at sixth street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled so she called the police XD

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "you little gimp get on the bed". Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded "what the fudge are you doing". I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back "shut it paul you have genital warts". John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can't walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

What did Allan say to his Sister Bully when she stepped on his toe. Mitosis

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? The cabinet had sleeping pills.

What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww Mitosis!

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Ruber-toe

send toe pics lol:)

What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?----(Me)owwww) :) :-)

Q:What is the best Disney character

A:toe mator

What’s Steven halking favorite song head shoulders knees and toes

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it'll get toe-d.

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?..... Roberto

What do you cal a mexican with a ruber toe?

Robetoe

Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus