Titanic

Titanic Jokes

Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is

Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say

3 minutes later

Why didn't I listen to the strong one

Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny

My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater

wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg

There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?