Tickling Jokes

Ball

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

Sus

Anonymous

How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls

Island

Clasher21

3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."

Abuse

Anonymous

Daddy I really miss you mummy changed my name to tickle timpson anyway daddy I forgive you for abusing me

Offensive

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run.....

-Because the grass tickles their balls

Factory

Anonymous

Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle

Deep

Anonymous

why do men midgets laugh when they run? because there balls get tickled by the grass.

Ball

why do midgets run on balls? because the grass tickles them

Ball

you like balls

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Dam

Gatlin Call

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Factory

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles