I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
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What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
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Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
elmo in 2022 is called (tickle my balls elmo)
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You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls
yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
TEN-TICKLES
why do dwarfs love penis it tickles there insides
3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."
