Tickling Jokes

Sack

jarryd
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how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack

Ball

Anonymous
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Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Factory

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What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.

Dwarf

Anonymous
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why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

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Skeleton

A lazy skeleton
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I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

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Ball

Anonymous
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I was tickling my step brothers balls and then it hit me why is he laughing

Girlfriend

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What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

Factory

Anonymous
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Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle

Ball

Zo jo ❤️
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Why do short people laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles there balls

Ball

you like balls
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Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Animal

Anonymous
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How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

Ball

The Slurp ArmyYT
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elmo in 2022 is called (tickle my balls elmo)

Octopus

Sophie Rodger
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Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*

Dam

Gatlin Call
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Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Factory

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What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles

Darkness

Tickle ur pickle
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yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months

Puns

Anonymous
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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Ball

LOL
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why do dwarfs laugh when they run the grass tickles their balls!

Bone

sans
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*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there's a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won't be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby's. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

Funny

Anonymous
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How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it

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