Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Tickling Jokes
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
What’s the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
I was tickling my step brothers balls and then it hit me why is he laughing
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok tickles person B ten times
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
why do midgets giggle when they run? because the grass tickles there balls
*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there’s a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don’t know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i’ve been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won’t be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby’s. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it
how do you make a octopus laugh ten tickles
When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)