Tickling Jokes

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

jarryd

how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack

What’s the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

Anonymous
in Dwarf

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

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A lazy skeleton
in Skeleton

I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!

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What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.

Anonymous
in Ball

I was tickling my step brothers balls and then it hit me why is he laughing

Anonymous
in Animal

How do you make an octopus laugh?

You give it ten-tickles.

Zo jo ❤️

Why do short people laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles there balls

Sophie Rodger
in Octopus

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok tickles person B ten times

Anonymous
in Animal

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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herbert

why do midgets giggle when they run? because the grass tickles there balls

sans
in Bone

*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there’s a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don’t know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i’ve been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won’t be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby’s. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

Anonymous
in Dwarf

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

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Tickle ur pickle
in Darkness

yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months

Callum

Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls

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Anonymous

How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it

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kit
in Octopus

how do you make a octopus laugh ten tickles

Anonymous

When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!

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Anonymous
in Cow

What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)