Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
I was tickling my step brothers balls and then it hit me why is he laughing
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
elmo in 2022 is called (tickle my balls elmo)
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls
