I’m not lazy, I’m just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don’t try to stop me. I’ve got a skele-ton of these!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
yesterday i tickled my granddaughters feet she is being born in 2 months
*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there’s a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don’t know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i’ve been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won’t be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby’s. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok tickles person B ten times
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
Why do midgets laugh when they run
Because the grass tickles there balls
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run Because the grass tickles their balls
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!
How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Here are some skeleton jokes
You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn’t tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i’m just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
why do midgets laugh when they run the grass tickles their balls
How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!