Tickling

Tickling Jokes

Skeleton

I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!

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  • Factory

    What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

    Two test tickles.

    Ball

    I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?

    Kinky

    What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

    Midget

    Why do midgets laugh when they run?

    Because the grass tickles their balls.

    Bone

    Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.

    Octopus

    Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

    Person B: Tentacles?

    Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*

    Uncle

    You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

    Cow

    What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)

    Grass

    Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.