Tickling jokes
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!