I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
How do you make Olaf hard You tickle his snow balls
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
TEN-TICKLES
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
