Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
