Thinning memes

A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."

My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.

To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.