They jokes
What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
The happier they get, the less they see.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
My disabled dad went to the grocery store.
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him.
Finally, he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? Because they can’t run.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
There was a doctor's room filled with 20 women, 4 kids, 15 men, and 1 dog. However, there were forty foreheads. How is this possible?
(They will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads.)
Because there are 40 foreheads, not 44 heads.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.