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Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

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    • What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

    The sun is out, and the pedo vans are out.

    Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again!

    Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?

    Kids: Because you're a psycho path.

    Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!

    What does a kite and a criminal have in common?

    They both get high.

    Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."

    Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.

    What happens when skeletons score points in a game?

    They get a bone-us.

    I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...

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    • Why don’t orphans have sex?

    Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

    Why do orphans like to go to church?

    Because they can finally call someone "father!"

    I have two things I wanna say:

    1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

    2. wtf

    Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

    Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.