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Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."

Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.