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Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was.
Jesus and his friend went fishing. They both cast their lines out, and both of them get a bite, but Jesus's friend misses and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's a bad sentence to say; if you say it 3 times, something bad will happen to you." They cast it out again, and both get a bite, and Jesus's friend misses again and says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus replied, "If you say that one more time, something bad will happen." They cast out again, and Jesus's friend's line snaps, and he says, "Damn, I missed." Jesus said, "That's the last time something bad will happen." The biggest thunderstorm ever seen appeared, and a lightning bolt struck Jesus, and a voice came from the clouds, "Damn, I missed."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!