They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Why do school shooters have the best shots?
They train at the best schools. 🤣🤣🧇🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.
Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.
That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.