Thereness jokes
Q. What's the best part about 28 year olds?
A. There's 20 of them!
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Oil and Ass.
Big Phat Wet Ass Orgy 2.
Bubble Butt Bonanza 2.
Big Bubble-Butt Cheerleaders 2.
Big Wet Butts 5.
There Will Be Cum 9.
Mandingo Rocks That Ass.
Big Butts Like It Big 2.
Blowjob Ninjas 5.
Keep It Right There 2.
Big Wet Brazilian Asses! 6