Thereness jokes
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.