Thereness jokes

Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?

A: Because there's a Target on every corner.

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

Coworker: Knock knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Coworker: Not your parents.

Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.

There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.

Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.

When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because there was a dad on the other side.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.

I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.

There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.

There are "nun" good jokes.

There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"

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One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"