Thereness jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
There is nothing gayer than butt slapping the ass at Hooters.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.